How To Pretend To Listen (Cricket Status) | Bill Cammack
“So the way to deal with this is to process what your SO’s saying in the background, meaning they’re saying it in the foreground, probably actually in between you and the television, but you mentally place them in the background, similar to crickets…”
If you’re a member of the House of Representatives and the President is talking, STFU.
If you’re a Private in the armed forces, and a General is talking, STFU.
If you’re an employee and the CEO is talking, STFU.
This is known as RESPECT. If people begin to believe that you don’t know how to respect your superiors, you will be shunned. Beleedat.
It’s easy for your boyfriend to be civil towards you while you’re out to dinner or watching a movie. That’s because you’re not doing anything important. Your job is to look good and be sexy. It’s hard to screw that up if you happen to look good and you happen to be sexy.
Now.. If you fail to meet him at the teleporter and shoot the guys that are trying to stop him from capturing the flag, you’re going to find out what he really thinks about you…
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So, The Kid was invited out to lunch the other day by a female friend of mine. This was *not* a date, but the issues are relevant to dating, because the only difference is I wasn’t trying to get laid….
So the way it went down, she ended up selecting the place…
I wish I could remember how many MILLIONS of times I’ve had this EXACT interaction with chicks when I see some girl arrives that they already know:
Me: Who’s That?
Her: She’s got a boyfriend.
Me: That’s not what I asked you.
Her: …..
Me: Who’s That?
